Several readers have pointed out that none of the addresses in my previous post are actually in Roger’s Park. And then Bench himself told me I’m too much of a dumb Trixie for his ‘hood.

Ouch! I stand corrected! Reading comprehension has never been my strong suit. I got perfect scores on the English and math sections of the ACT, but it was the reading comprehension that knocked me out of the Ivy League running. And then the science section, well, that’s why I went to a state school. Hah!

Also this: Since when does anyone but Ben and Abbie read my blog? My own mother doesn’t even read this!